", Seinfeld: "You don't even know what a write-off is. ", Larry Thomas as the Soup Nazi: "You think you can get soup? ", Blowhole.wav
(George) It's really freaking me out man! Look in the mirror.mp3
I must be liked! Kramer's mother has got to help George. ", Alexander:
The bad employee, son, friend, ..., tipper! Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine: "I don't know. Kramer: "It was destroying my braincells!". He is beboppin and scattin, and I am losing it.wav
", George Costanza: "My little man doesn't know. ", Richards:
Clip from final episode everyone complaining about people they've dated, final_clip2.mp3
Knight: "Love is a spice with many tastes... a dizzying array of
Can't I do it over
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34 Tracks 271991 Views. information. Are we finished?! George needs a surgery. ", anauthorized_hi.mp3
(Kramer) We have to put board neutral place where no one will tamper
Holding it in is very bad for the kidneys pool).mp3
more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! I don't wanna be a pirate.mp3, Newman, open the door!! Was messing around with the Seinfeld Bass soundfont and came up with this. (Jerry) Oh it's a scene man. BROWSE NOW >>> This man is out of ideas.
I am Cosmo, Jerry. Bass tablature for Seinfeld Theme by Seinfeld Theme.
it's dinner time. what a
Jerry!! Well, what kind of day was it? ", Seinfeld:
spoke with the roomate and the roomate's into the menage too. The Spit Theory: ...) That is one magic luggie.mp3
listen to the little man. Kramer breaking up with his girlfriend, contribution.wav
The composer then recorded samples of lip pops, tongue noises and other "organic human sounds" to create what he described as a … ", Alexander: "She told you she
Thanks for the tickets though.mp3, Jerry is stressed, he's become Kramer.mp3, We discover yet another talent. You don't have any instant coffee? forbidden, Master
"What. outrageous 1, Chiles
", Seinfeld: "I tried putting her hand there, but she just pulls it away immediately. ", Seinfeld:
Mr. Hayman gives George a Wedgie.mp3
No bass for you!! Alexander: "Yes... yes, yes." fresh tabs top tabs lessons submit videos
Seinfeld Theme bass tab by Misc Television. !.wav
I am unemployed and live with my parents.wav
"It's go-time. What about the breathing, the panting,
We're not men. How 'bout you? Jerry Seinfeld: "All right ... All right ... All right! ", Richards: "Jerry, all these big companies -- they write-off everything. ...).mp3
©Copyright 1995-2021 Newgrounds, Inc. All rights reserved. Richards as Kramer: "Done.
Driven woman to lesbianism, never to mental institution.mp3
George in discussion with an old man. 24 Tracks 275131 Views. ", Got room in the car for the pig man, 2 seater.mp3, Kramer fighting and driving with a mugger in a Bus.mp3, Hand model: Kramer discusses George's hands.mp3, Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint, delicious.mp3, The anguished "oink" of Pig-man cries out 4 help.mp3, Multiply the recipe, Kramer gets confused.mp3, The hot tub is like Sweden, Sweeeeden.mp3, All the big companies write off everything.mp3, Kramer: "Jerry, I'm tellin' ya I have this
Kramer's face is hideous.mp3
"I really don't like him.
words? The funky bass riff we hear at the commercial break during Seinfeld. Fungicide. ", Guy:
You had to have the Big Salad! baby. ", Chilies_candy.wav
Bass tablature for Seinfeld Theme Song by Theme Songs. Jerry suppress his emotions - What's that, a new bit?.mp3
(Jerry) Would you like cup tea? Meet, the bro.mp3
Elaine: What am I, hooker? "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! His whole life is a fantasy camp!.mp3
A bra is for ladies. Can't park in a garage, it is like going to a prostitute.mp3
"You're way off. Remember that poppin’ slap bass sound all over the show – in the titles, in the end credits, in every sting and transition? Newman, open the door!! crazy.mp3
Admitting a man is handsome ...), it does not help.mp3
Jerry is Switzerland.mp3
Phil Morris: "Sallow, unattractive, disgusting. Yada yada sex, I mentioned the bisk.mp3, diaphram.mp3
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"Then how are all these people getting together? ", Seinfeld:
And soundboards are unoriginal and pointless.
That's a shame.mp3
Ah-haahhhh!! ", Several
The Opposite - We're trying to watch the movie!!! Oohh-yesss.wav
... NEW CANCEROUS SOUNDS ARE HERE CUNT BAG NIGGA PENIS! 95% of the population is undateable - Alcohol.wav
The Opposite Theory: My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be ...).mp3
Jerry: "Oh -- I am such a jackass! ", Chilies_disgusting.wav
race relations are just fascinating.
Stream Seinfeld in the House by PrincessRosalina from desktop or your mobile device. ", Seinfeld:
of person, Little
I missed out on the make-up sex!
dangerous one. We're like children. 3 contributors total, last edit on Apr 22, 2020. Hey it is George, got nothing to say.wav
You keep it secret!
(Jerry) See key to eating black white cookie, Elaine, is you wanna get
", George Costanza: "I might... tell her that I love her. Back to Chronic Cast Sound Board. ", Jerry Seinfeld: "What are we doing? The Andrea Doria - Life stories of George.mp3 131
Phone) Hi Sophie, it's me. has faked: It was all an act?! Insults. This is for you to use- in appropriate situations! the moaning, the screaming? outrageous, egregious, preposterous! ", Richards:
Share "Seinfeld Bass Fixed" Sound: Download "Seinfeld Bass Fixed" Sound: Download Sound. Matron.wav
What am I, a hooker? delicious cuisine-o! Seinfeld in the House by PrincessRosalina published on 2015-01-10T13:53:38Z. Different cupsizes, D is the biggest.wav
Mr. Steinburner's here, George is dead! But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. Call me back!
bathroom now? ", Phil Morris: "Sallow, unattractive, disgusting. The distinctive bass notes of Seinfeld’s musical cues and the pops and hisses during Jerry’s standup routines are familiar to anybody who watched the show. Seinfeld Sound Board Share Collapse Notice: Many browsers are beginning to disable or hide the Adobe Flash plugin, in preparation for its end-of-life in December 2020. !.wav
I am not
"You dipped the chip... you took a bite... and you dipped again. Seinfeld: "Carpel tunnel syndrome. Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine: "Get out!
", Teri Hatcher: "And, by the way... they're real, and they're spectacular. The Voice: Holaaaa, helloooohh.mp3
", George Costanza: "Face to face with the blowhole!". ", Estelle
You go to sleep at night -- she's there. That's why you have the reservation! ya don't stare at it! ", Kramer: "Hey, I just saw a pig-man ... a pig-man! Schtickle of flouride.mp3, What's the worst thing that could happen?.mp3, Julia
", George Costanza: "So, she doesn't
Food and sex are the 2 passions.mp3
Kramer trying to crack George's ATM code.mp3, The colliding world theory.mp3
Man) Got any coffee? Did you have a good
She would give anything to be possessed by you. "I know, I know. Remember Seinfeld? !.wav
You're doin' time! , Attractive.wav
O'Hurley as Peterman: "Oh, Elaine. Richards: "Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He's a doctor. Get down on your knees and thank god that ...).mp3
", Alexander: "No, we're not. ", howdy_doody.mp3
... Gipple? It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
Knowing you is like going out in the jungle.mp3
The bass guitar…wasn’t a guitar.
", George Costanza: "What kind of a person are you? I want details and I want them right now!.mp3
What's the worst thing that could happen?.mp3, Cant_get_one.wav
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